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Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight

A type of "bisexuallity" in which you can happily date both genders but can only have sex/sexual touching (not involving kissing) with the same gender. Although you can have sexual thoughts about you would never have sex with them
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super straight 

where one feels the need to mock a community and out themself as transphobic. “super straight” aside from the mockery, means you do not date someone who is transgender. if you consider yourself “super straight”, you are homophobic, for the mockery, and transphobic. you are straight with a preference, “super straight” does not exist.
insecure male: i want to be transphobic

other insecure male: What is your idea?
insecure male: let’s call ourselves “super straight”, instead of straight with a preference

other insecure male: Ok. Good idea.

super straight 

a transphobic and probably homophobic little bitch that wants to be special enough to have a flag even though they don’t need it and they’re probably just in the closet
super straight person to trans person:“i’m super straight i can’t date you”
trans person: “k i was too hot for you anyways”
super straight by alia96 March 11, 2021

Super Straight 

Super Straight™ is a made up sexuality which means a man or a women who is only attracted to men or women that are cisgender males or females. This sexuality was a result of transphobic men with Super Small™ dicks getting so cocky that they think they can pull cis or trans women. The "sexuality" is transphobic because by saying you won't date trans men or trans women because they aren't "real" men or women is harmful to trans people so therefore transphobic.
Man with a small dick: i'm Super Straight™
Trans Man: Ew, do you have a crush on me or something?
Man with a small dick: What?
Trans Man: I'm biologically a woman
Super Straight by huijun simp March 9, 2021

Muhammad Straight 

A hand in any type of Poker game i.e. Texas Hold'em. The hand consists of 4 cards of any suit in a row compared to 5 cards in a row that comprises a normal straight. Similarly, 4 cards in a row of the same suit is referred to as a Muhammad Straight Flush and when applicable, a Muhammad Royal Flush.
Danny - "Ok, flip them."
Muhammad - "I have a straight."
Mike - "Well, that beats my two pair... wait you only have 4 in a row"
Danny - "Haha. That's a Muhammad straight."
Muhammad - "FUCK!"

super straight 

a mental illness in which one, especially a male is transphobic
person 1: i’m super straight
person 2: that’s a weird way to spell fucking dumbsss

Super Straight 

Super single
Super Small
Transphobic AS FUCK
Social Reject
Virgin
Stupid Ass: I'm Super Straight
Intelligent Person: Eww GTFOutta here