School Mailbox

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox

She is such a school mailbox

by Vqisr October 21, 2021

woodmansterne school

hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.

random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself

by i hate woodmansterne school May 2, 2023

Aldridge School

Aldridge school is full on Chavs, Wannabes, "Roadmen" and Nerdy little kids. Its a dump and all of the teachers have little to no respect for their pupils. Teachers are so strict on the pupils for no reason. You want to go to the toilet? You cant. You want to keep your coat on because the school never puts the heating on colder days? you cant.

Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....

"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."

by TaddyRae January 31, 2022

Scummer School

A term for summer school, used to represent the majority of those in attendance.

See: Stoner, Loser

Oh look, you smoked too much pot, skipped too many classes and now you have to go to scummer school. Shame.

by Syk_ May 25, 2004

School supplies

Guns

I not going to school all of next week John

Why

Steve’s been acting weird I think he may bring school supplies

by S.p.e.c.I.a.l. June 4, 2021

School threat

When someone does any violent or aggressive in any manner

Josh Rhys and Corey shooting 3s
Rhys air balls and gets josh in a choke hold
Corey: woah Rhys you school threat

by Goman the threat May 28, 2021

middle school

1) A place that makes you want to have a labotomy. Girls in middle school talk all the time about their boyfriend of 1 week and claim to be "in love" with them. Little do these girls know that the boy just wants booty. Also, girls will make fun of other girls that aren't "developed" (i.e having a butt or a big chest). The teachers are complete vulcan idiots that punish a kid for writing on the desk which was a result of the teachers boring lesson plan. They give ridiculous amounts of homework on shit. Homework is as good as toilet paper. Everybody talks shit about you. You'd be lucky to have a few true friends. Also, you'll encounter a few dingleberries that try to turn you into something you're not. The popular kids are assholes. If you're not into MTV or the latest rap music you're considered a freak of nature. Anybody that has been through middle school will tell you it's an equivalence to a nazi death camp. No matter what you do, it's torture. Anybody that makes it to the last day of middle school will be happy to leave that shit hole for life!

Middle school is nothing but a steaming pile of bullshit for kids 11-14.

Good luck kids!

by LifestyleSpirit March 13, 2010