Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021

Not real

Someone who is acting like a bot or npc. When you can't even believe someone just did what they just did.

Guy: *dabs*
Girl: you're not real

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Real

Commonly used by gen z teens, as a form of agreeing with the statement made by another person.

Dude 1: Bruh these gas prices mad high nowadays
Dude 2: Real asf

by bruhsappen June 15, 2022

real key

It’s like high key but the real shit.

That’s real key

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".

YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts

by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022

Real

of fixed property (i.e., land and buildings), as distinct from personal property.

"he lost nearly all of his real holdings"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025