Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

by VisualArchitect August 14, 2022

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

Person A: I found a Purple blue heavy if anyone needs it!
Person B: Oh those are pretty rare, I'll take it
Person B: Oh those are pretty rare, I'll take it
by Tarix__ February 10, 2020

by BigCock Doc. August 26, 2022

Something to say to win an argument with a liberal. The goal here is to present a supposed point that they may believe is relevant to the conversation, however it is just some made up bullshit. Through the use of something like “purple Sunday”, a liberal will likely leave in a cloud of shame to go research purple Sunday just to find this definition.
“Oh well you probably haven't heard of purple Sunday”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”
by hiddenriddler December 18, 2023
