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Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011
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Purple Vandy

Hah Purple Andy and Vanny make Purple Vandy
by VisualArchitect August 14, 2022
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Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012
mugGet the Purple Santorummug.

Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.
Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019
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A Purple Blue

The equivalent to a Level 3 (Purple Ingame) extended Heavy magazine in Apex Legends
Person A: I found a Purple blue heavy if anyone needs it!
Person B: Oh those are pretty rare, I'll take it
by Tarix__ February 10, 2020
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Dirty Purple

The act of sucking another man's dick so hard hard it turns purple
Tristan had to go to the Doctor because his dick was purple looks like he got a Dirty Purple
by BigCock Doc. August 26, 2022
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purple sunday

Something to say to win an argument with a liberal. The goal here is to present a supposed point that they may believe is relevant to the conversation, however it is just some made up bullshit. Through the use of something like “purple Sunday”, a liberal will likely leave in a cloud of shame to go research purple Sunday just to find this definition.
“Oh well you probably haven't heard of purple Sunday”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”
by hiddenriddler December 18, 2023
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