Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.

That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Jacksonville, alabama

A city in northeast Alabama full of crooked cops and obnoxious college kids.

Jacksonville, Alabama would be a nice place to live if the cops would fuck off and do something productive.

by anonymous December 17, 2023

Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.

Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro

by biorokky August 30, 2025

Alabama Cleanout

When your truck bed is full of trash (cans, boxes, etc) so you let down the talegate and drive as fast as you can down the road to "clean out" your truck bed.

After the party Saturday night there were so many cans pilled up in the bed of my truck so I proformed the ole Alabama Cleanout

by BATMAN242410 August 24, 2023

Alabama Fruit basket

Alabama Fruit basket

She gave him an Alabama Fruit basket

by Kimalingadingdong January 6, 2022

Alabama oak ornament

A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.

That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!

by Cosmond June 4, 2018