kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

Kick-worthy

A person in need of a boot in the derriere.

That guy is kick-worthy and in need of a box of crying towels.

by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018

kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.

Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”

by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs

He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest

by 123adam May 14, 2014

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

by klownposse June 7, 2017