When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

by ghost hunter 4 April 2, 2021

An ape that again is used to blame people, but as all people, completely amazing, geeky and gets all the girls just like literally every single person except for Jimmy. Also belongs in TTT.
by An Ape August 15, 2021

Some highschooler: Little Jimmy is trying to seduce me, mom pick me up im scared
Little Jimmy(age 9): Yeah baby~
Little Jimmy(age 9): Yeah baby~
by Girll888 October 13, 2020

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees...
That's great dad, cos Jimmy johnson only comes from scotland
That's great dad, cos Jimmy johnson only comes from scotland
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
