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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
mugGet the jew shelfmug.

Jews in the Chamber

Similar to a Dutch oven. First you take a bug hit off your vape then pull the blanket over their head and blow the vape under the blanket.
Hey babe wanna see a cool vape trick? JEWS IN THE CHAMBER
by Bloodlust69 November 21, 2022
mugGet the Jews in the Chambermug.

Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.
Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.
by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024
mugGet the Jew Lunchmug.

White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021
mugGet the White jewmug.

cannoe jew

I am not a cannoe jew
by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019
mugGet the cannoe jewmug.

Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025
mugGet the Kung Jewmug.

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020
mugGet the Pit Jewmug.

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