Jesus Christ 

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ by Peskay February 24, 2022

jesus-legal 

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

jesus-legal by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

jesus cheese touch 

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch

Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus

jesus cheese touch by Chazz@ March 21, 2022

Jesus Freak 

Someone more overt and sold out to Jesus than you.

Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?

Jesus Freak by Brother Donald June 16, 2022

jesus H. christ 

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

jesus H. christ by sawrce July 11, 2022

Jesus (the guy with the note8) 

Jesus is a mexican guy who almost got banned from the tomia.ly server and he also got a samsung note 8 that has a verizon rom which gives him nightmares, also Jesus Wants to Sue Verizon

He is also very gay

Jesus (the guy with the note8) hates verizon because his phone is locked

Jesus (the guy with the note8) by Arandomtechguy July 13, 2022

Jesus's Army 

Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.

Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.

Jesus's Army by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022