Skip to main content

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
Human Scan by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

Humanity 

A few inches of toxic dirt in the fossil record
The future of humanity
Humanity by SeWiJuGA May 14, 2019

Humanist 

A person that is not racist against a certain race, but fucking hates all humans equally. Genuinely known as an asshole, fuckfly, or just a US president.
“I don’t just hate sole dumb people. I’m a humanist. I hate you too”

“Ew People. I prefer to be a humanist”

“My 3 wishes.

1- less annoying people.

2-less people.

3- more humanists.”
Humanist by Kitkat_000 May 16, 2019

Human Puff 

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.
Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"

Human Chipmunk 

When someone fits both of your balls in their mouth
“Do the human chipmunk on me to make me cum faster