Hot Bernard

When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.

I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!

by Chapo Rouge July 27, 2010

ha-hot

Combination of funny and hot.

Could be use in several ways:
- Gigi had a ha-hot day at the beach with her silly friends.

- We were a mess and couldn't stop laughing! Makeup melted and we got to the point that we were just ha-hot and didn't care anymore!

- one can also describe a funny and good looking person as "ha-hot" ... Xavier is ha-hot!

by VGVGVG August 20, 2010

Hot Stamp

When one blows a load on a tramp stamp, then smacks the area of ejaculation.

My girlfriend just got a tattoo of a sunrise right above her ass... Can't wait to hot stamp her!

by K2 Inc November 15, 2010

hot new

to be the great new thing. All that. linked to cocky people with a talent.

"that quarterback comin outta texas is the hot new."

"This dude over there thinks he's the hot new, don't he"

by -B-Nic- July 31, 2006

Hot Planet

A term used to describe the smelly, steamy condition of a bedroom the morning after a night of debauchery.

After a long night in Naples, Joe Ham awoke to a Hot Planet.

by Joe Ham January 12, 2009

Hot Serpent

A penis that is ready to attack.

I saw my hot chick caressing her taboun, I suddenly found a hot serpent in my pants ready to bite her cervix.

by Nadia Essaadi January 31, 2008

Group Hot

A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people in your group so you lust after him/her.

Person 1: Wow,that girls, she is so hot.

Person 2 Well...eh...she's not really that hot, shes just the group hot. Comapred to anyone outside the group, she really isn;t that attractive.

by Tim Regan September 21, 2007