Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.

Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!

by kupkake2015 November 29, 2012

wooki gooch hair

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.

Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!

by dilferdue January 3, 2013

Chest Hair Friday

When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!

You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"

by Chesthairfriday July 27, 2013

sams hair gel

Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.

Holy crap look at that sams hair gel.

by carsonbitches March 7, 2011

black people hair

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.

Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.

by notharambe April 24, 2017

Hair way to heaven

Hair that is shaved in a straight line from a mans chest or stomach, leading into a male landingstrip straight to "heaven"

Stacy fallowed my hair way to heaven with her mouth.

by fofmister August 17, 2006

Kool-aid hair

When one has hair the color of any flavor of a kool-aid soft drink.

Gerard Way's hair used to be black. Now he has kool-aid hair.

by MCRxMusexparamore February 20, 2011