Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.

Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!

by kupkake2015 November 29, 2012

wooki gooch hair

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.

Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!

by dilferdue January 3, 2013

Awkward Chest Hair

Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.

The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.

Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.

Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.

by Casual Mate July 27, 2010

Fat Girl Hair

Wearing your greasy, dirty hair in a slicked back bun like a Robert Palmer video girl. Fat girl hair.

Corinne Fisher needs to stop with the fat girl hair. Girl just needs to wash her hair.

by Corrine Fisher January 17, 2021

black people hair

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.

Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.

by notharambe April 24, 2017

Hair way to heaven

Hair that is shaved in a straight line from a mans chest or stomach, leading into a male landingstrip straight to "heaven"

Stacy fallowed my hair way to heaven with her mouth.

by fofmister August 17, 2006

Kool-aid hair

When one has hair the color of any flavor of a kool-aid soft drink.

Gerard Way's hair used to be black. Now he has kool-aid hair.

by MCRxMusexparamore February 20, 2011