too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...

dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...

by matches April 22, 2003

guns

things that americans use to kill people

American: What do I do for a living? I go to this guy and he pays me 40 bucks to kill people of his choice. He will pay me extra if I use a gun. He REALLY likes guns.

by A Gacha Girl December 29, 2022

gum-gunning

Rapidly vocalized nonsense, with or without musical accompaniment.

That ain't rapping, he just gum-gunning.

by themiff April 2, 2019

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Gyatling Gun

A gun whose only job is to slay as many gyats as humanly possible.

I’m about to go to the club and whip out my gyatling gun.

by Phobos824 August 14, 2024

water gun revival

To load water gun with semen then discharge in the mouth of yawning bystander's.

Hey joe, you want to go to the sleep clinic and dish out a water gun revival?

by Hatred4 haybales July 1, 2020