Goated

The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.

Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.

Goated by I am autism January 29, 2018

goatse 

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

goatse by Rankanga September 13, 2005

Popehat's Law of Goats 

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.

He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.

Popehat's Law of Goats by JamesR86 January 20, 2020

GOATED

Greatest Of All Time End of Discussion

_____ rapper is GOATED. Nobody can top that guy bar for bar.

GOATED by bic boi of usa October 26, 2019

Goatsesense 

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

Goatsesense by Rentro November 13, 2004

goatism 

a group of amazing people who pledge alligance to the goat and hillbilly's and the hordse song(look it up). they are affiliated with the llama's and theyre political campaign for a new supreme goat with never end.

religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.

goatism
goats
awesome excuse for a religion

"may the goats be strong with you"

goatism by the awesome high goat priest March 4, 2013

goatstink 

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

goatstink by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019