tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

kank face

The expression on ones face while kanking (masturbating in someone's presence without them knowing).

1. "Man I had the illest kank face today at the office... i almost gave myself away."

2. Observe Kevin Spacey's face in American Beauty while kanking in bed with his wife. Due to his sloppy kank face he got caught. Classic kank film.

by kanklesore October 1, 2006

bollock face

one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.

Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!

dave, you bollock face......

by Nicky J February 9, 2004

Love Face

The weird or sexy face one makes right before they reach an orgasm.

Girl: (While having sex) OMG! Your making that face again.
Guy: What Face?

Girl: You know, that face you make right before you cum.
Guy: Oh! You mean my love face. I can't help it, it feels so good.

by Mackzilla March 1, 2011

Scott-faced

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.

"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"

by Deke762 July 20, 2008

text face

the face one makes when their phone vibrates at an inopportune moment. everyone makes the same face.

- text face

by sukiiiiiii January 11, 2009