Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you

Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021