A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.
Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”
A woman, typically of the trailer park meth user variety, who you bring along in your car for the purpose of evading traffic tickets. Primarily dwells in the trunk or other non-visible locations in the vehicle until deployment is necessary.
Must possess a high enough level of obesity to be mistakenly identified as pregnant.May or may not service you depending on the size of meth rock you pay her in.
"Heard Billy got pulled over doing 90 in a 50. Good thing his trunk bunny was there to scream she was having a miscarriage."