male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

Love is blind

The famous saying states that "love is blind". So if your girlfriend catches you cheating, she didn't love in the first place because she should have been from the fact that she loves you. In other words, if she loved you, she shouldn't have seen you cheat.

Person 1: "Bro my girl dumped me after catching me with Lisa"
Person 2: "Damn really? You know what, she didn't love you because love is blind."

by Admiral Soweto December 13, 2023

Love is blind

Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.

Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Disgusting food ewww

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024