bland yam

n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard

"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."

by Gamine Girl January 27, 2009

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Blandit

Talking Crap.

Saying Something Which Is A Load Of Rubbish.

Josh: I Beat Up 10 Men This Morning
Luke: You Talk Some Blandit

by ReMa.JmE February 19, 2009

bindlestuff

The combined accumulation of rambulatory items left behind by a traveler, particularly a hobo.

That guy never came back and got all his bindlestuff.

by moniker42 June 30, 2009

Bindle-plex

Noun: A place where bindles happen.

"Quick! Let rush back to the bindle-plex to get some quality bindling in before beddy timez! :3K"

by LguardAwitz September 7, 2009

Bland Identity

When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.

Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.

by DaveMK March 2, 2010

Blandersnatch

usually reffering to a dry, salty, or otherwise bland crotch this is usually associated with women and there "muff".

Mark "yo man! check her out!"
Matt "woah! naw man shes got a blandersnatch!"

by Matt-Hue May 10, 2010