by SavageFathi May 3, 2017

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 20, 2018

Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
by indetermite December 24, 2023

by aleztify May 24, 2022

a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.
im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it
person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????
person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????
by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

by Krdesafghyfsrfht June 23, 2021
