Dunked your cooter

a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most

Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”

by amxd December 9, 2022

Whack your boss

A flash game created in 2003 by former Simpsons creator Tom Winkler where you play as a man in an office and you kill your boss in many ways (ruler, keyboard, Garbage bin, clock, etc.)

I had a hard day at work. I’m gonna play whack your boss.

by Beatlesfan18 June 4, 2019

Ask your doctor

ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."

After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.

This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."

- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).

- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"

by Worf Thaddeus April 4, 2014

Mowin On Your Lawn

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.

I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

by Colorado2NYC October 5, 2012

down on your dick

it means to be in a low position in life , like you hit rock bottom.

it means to hit rock bottom “you was down on your dick 5 years ago but you up now!”

by janedaqsonn May 26, 2021

fuckin your mom

me your mom sex

guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved

by godgody April 15, 2019

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020