A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

Clock out walk out

Clocking out of work immediately after your shift ends so you don't get roped into staying later.

Me: Ugh Brittney asked me to stay later to help clean the floors.

Friend: Dude you're shift already ended, clock out walk out.

by Sarah_1311 August 27, 2014

Letting her walk the dog

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.

My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

360 degrees turn and walk away

internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.

newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI

oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

by homosexuals are gay March 14, 2009

Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

by Downvoting Victim July 20, 2005

stroller walking cigarette mom

A mom that may or may not have a job... may be living off someone else... may be collecting welfare....but usually always seen walking down the street, pushing a stroller in one hand and smoking ciggy butts in the other

Hey you see Jolene the other day.... yup typical stroller walking cigarette mom

by DupoN June 19, 2022

MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

by because why not January 26, 2015