The v key

The key in your high school chrombooks that is always missing

Every keyboard in your high school is missing the v key

by Yourmoms’x May 21, 2021

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Dj V Ali

Imagine you’re walking down the road, your life is at peace, you feel happy while listening to your favourite songs and suddenly... a large can of V suddenly hits you in the face while you hear loud tunes of “Murder On My Mind” by That Melly Guy... run. That is Dj V Ali, the largest menace in all of Australia, it’s a she but her identity is unknown, victims have seen her launch 700 V cans out the windows, police officers have lost tires from the edges of the V cans that render the wheels useless. She has drop kicked 50 elderly men aged 69 while wearing a V Can Costume and saying “It’s Go Time Fuckers” with her gang. Her gang consists of 40 toddlers that ride 24 large kittens and are known to cause havoc.

omg! Have u seen that? OMGS ITS DJ V ALI! RUN DAD YOURE 69 YEARS OLD! ILL DEFEND YOU!

by Goldzma May 22, 2021

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alanchik-v-pope-palchik

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alan: hello
the whole planet: SHEEAAASH: alanchik-v-pope-palchik

by kryadari May 23, 2021

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V-dom

A v-dom is a voyeur dom sometimes confused with cuckold but unlike cuckold there is no humiliation to the v-dom watching his/her partner who is having sex in front of them their role as a v-dom is compared to a king or queen who would have a Servant perform a sexual act for their viewing pleasure a Director of their own porn as it may seem whether the sub Was performing a sexual act alone or made to perform with others the v in v-dom stands for voyeur and dom is short for dominatrix

So are you a cuckold couple? No i am her v-dom she fucks who I say without question I detect her in how she will perform in the bedroom. For example weather she’ll start orally or just go straight to it and even anal she will constantly be looking for my signals and or commands on what she’ll do.

by Vdom May 24, 2021

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M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

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