Dystopian willy

The Dystopian Willy is when your so high that you think your penis is a weird shape or deformed

Bro I was so high that I had to a dystopian Willy

by Dystopian Willy guys September 21, 2025

DON WILLY

Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.

Hey Tiffany "Why are you walking so funny?" .... I went home with Don Willy last night

by Don Willy Fan Club February 7, 2020

Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

Big Willie Style

When you're a world famous closeted bisexual man smashing your male lover and your controlling wife is simultaneously pegging you from behind.

Duane: I pulled out the Big Willie Style on my buddy last night!
TMZ Reporter: I'm sorry to hear that bro!

by Ben Shapiro's Mom November 21, 2023

Big Willy

A dead guy from 1916 called William Charles Gilbert, who I am apparently the great-grandson of. Dude literally went to war. He really is Big Willy

I saw Big Willy in the census for 1921!

by demonade December 8, 2021

Willis

A willis is someone who devotes their life to the willis committee, their fellow Willis’, their ‘mates’, inside jokes such as “she’s fed up”, the Hamilton musical, basketball and Theodore Ryan. Every time you are around two willis’ you will know they are there because they just yell out ‘Willis’. A new member of ‘Willis’ is more commonly called a ‘judas’.

Can you tell me the story of how you became a Willis? (Any Willis nearby will subsequently recite wait for it, a song created by Lesley Odom Jr.)

by Willis number one March 12, 2024

Willy goat

A Rickyism for billy goat, and the name of his pet goat.

“What is it? A horn dog?”

“No, it’s a Willy goat.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023