When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.
Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."
by FreshProduce February 8, 2010
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"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."
*awkward pause*
(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)
....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
*awkward pause*
(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)
....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
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husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
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On Facebook, when a lengthy conversation via comments on a picture, note, or status moves to the Facebook Chat-Application.
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Get the taking babies milk mug.Another way of saying taking the trash out replace trash with trump also insinuating that trump stinks
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