Double-take Funny

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.

"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?

by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009

taking some time

jerking off
masterbate

are you taking some time?

by jkloltol January 16, 2008

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016

taking babies milk

easy - smack the baby and grab the boob

Processing invoices is like taking babies milk.

your mom is like taking babies milk

by carlton vadermeer November 16, 2016

Taking the trump out

Another way of saying taking the trash out replace trash with trump also insinuating that trump stinks

Isabel:mum I'm taking the trump out it really stinks

Mum: okay

by Trumphater1000 December 12, 2016

Taking out the trash

Shitting in the shower, and throwing the shit in the toilet when done.

Bill: I hung out with Jamie yesterday, it was fun, we had a shower together. Only problem was she kept “Taking out the trash”

Bill’s Dad: Son what the fuck

by Earth5 August 25, 2020

I can’t take it

I can’t take it means the girl/boy can’t take the hard cock so you have to pull it out.

Girl/boy: I can’t take it. Omg

by Daddypoopoo July 3, 2020