Suck my sheep

An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.

person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."

by SuckMySheep September 1, 2021

suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.

My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.

by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022

Suck e rod

Suck dat boi rod.

“Omg did you see Snatgod last night he been getting his rod suck up “ cabbage been soaking wet 🥬

Suck e rod

by Snatgod June 23, 2021

Suck my shit

insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter

joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss

by Krispy Nilsen February 16, 2009

suck my unit

suck my dick; fuck you; etc.

Carmen: That dress looks so fugly on u!
Sasha: Suck my unit BiTCH!

by Camana October 18, 2008

suck ur mum

A beautiful complement and is a heartwarming thanks for others' work. we say suck ur mum to show gratitude to loved ones we have lost

Friend: My Dad passed away.
You: Suck ur Mum

by Calmavale Community Cum March 16, 2022

power metal sucks

A phrase said by many death metal fans because power metal is not "brutal" enough and actually care about having a melody, they also dislike the high vocals too.

Brutal death metaller: "omfg power metal sucks! Too many well played guitar solos for me! RRAAARG GRRRAWRG! BLAARRG!

Power metaller: " Yeah, they don't clash all the instruments together because they want a MELODY.

Brutal death metaller: "what's a melody?!"

Power metaller: /facepalm ¬_¬;

by Master Dave September 27, 2008