Wisconsin Syndrome

Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.

Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.

Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.

by hipstum November 4, 2011

Joeonaim Syndrome

Frustrating disorder in which Joe Tran can read and see everything that his friends type, and yet at the same time, still ignore them, and continue playing the popular Half-Life modification, Counter-Strike.

ar4c: Hey, joe!
ar4c: hello?
- a week later -
KALIBR3: LOLZ DOOD WHAT UP

by The Cure for the Tran Research Institute December 25, 2004

down syndrome

you guys are all assholes sayin that stuff bout down syndrome....down syndrome is a form of mental retardation that causes you to learn slower and usually some of your physical features are different. They can be rather high functioning or non.

people with down syndrome can be very nice.

by Anonymous June 15, 2004

Heidi Syndrome

Condition in which a person has an obsession to be perfect.... The person also typically works too hard at school and double checks work very frequently. It should also be mentioned that the person suffering from Heidi Syndrome or colloquially known as Heidism also goes the extra mile with EVERYTHING (including extra-curricular activities!).

Building a test track for a competition = Heidi Syndrome

Spending a week double checking a report, only to actually finish the day before its due is another Heidi Syndrome type activity

Trying to get as many scholarships as possible = more Heidi Syndrome activity

by nerdyVampire September 12, 2010

DeFoe Syndrome

Defoe Syndrome is a severe physical condition where the body starts to mutate. The legs start to get cellulite all over them. Then the upper lip amazingly gets shorter and shorter until it suddenly dissapears making closing your mouth nearly impossible.

Defoe Syndrome originates in the DeFoe Family starting with Steve and will unfortunately linger on if any female is crazy enough to have Steves Diagnosed DeFoe Syndrome babies.

"Steve what happened to your upper lip? And why are your legs so fat? Oh nevermind, he just has the DeFoe Syndrome."

by Tim Hanks June 30, 2006

Štěpán syndrome

When girl sends you long texts via messanger, instagram, etc. So you end up in a relationship with her, but you broke up few months later.

Me: So how is Stacey ?
Friend: We broke up.
Me: I told you that you will have Štěpán syndrome.

by Honcyk April 7, 2018

The Ostrich Syndrome

A peculiar condition marked by the person making absolutely nonsensical statements displaying pure stupidity and lack of common sense akin to a ostrich with the head in ground. The person displays a tendency not only to put his foot in the mouth but to never take it out either, repeatedly.

Example of The Ostrich Syndrome

A: "What is the 2012 about anyway?"
B: "Its about a prophecy that the world will end in 2012"
A: " OMG!! We have only 1 year to live!!"

A: You like The Beatles?
B: Ya. I do listen to them.
A: Want to go for the Beatles concert next weekend?
B: ? Who is performing? Where? When? How?
A: The Beatles. They are on an India tour right!
B: OMG

by Bond_James_Bond November 25, 2009