Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.

Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019

Punk Texting

(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.

Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."

by Slanguistic August 10, 2019

punk rock

the music the current edgy and different kids listen to. Lately it has been listened to by the kids who dislike currently popular music (because its popular), so instead they listen to music that was popular in the late 90's/early 00's- giving them a sense of superiority.

normal human : i started listening to this punk rock band blink-182 the other day and its really good!

punk rock "fan" : stop being such a poser, do you even listen to sum 41?

by ChaoticSnail September 10, 2019

Prunkles

When you have a pretzel on your Knuckles and you are planning to beat someone up.

Brooke: why is there a pretzel on your hand
Teammate: they’re my prunkles 😎

by Prunkleslover2000 October 30, 2019

PunkBrigade

One who bullies Punks

Yo where da PunkBrigade at?
No Idea bro
*tragic Music intensifies

by ccchapagain November 21, 2019

Prunkerdink

The act of prunkerdink is when you eat someone elses toenail directly of their toe.

"Ew did you Prunkerdink this morning"

"Yeah dude"

by Nigel (Big Dick) Thornberry December 21, 2019

Punk bath

Slang

1) To bathe using very little and soap ( or using only baby wipes) to keep yourself as clean as possible.

2) to wash one's self in a sink at a coffee house, dinner, library restroom, or similar location using only the supplies at hand, such as hand soap and paper towels.

I was homeless for a week and had to duck into the library bathroom to take a punk bath before my job interview.

I feeling super depressed so i just grabbed some wipes and took a punk bath.

by Anon Oxy January 17, 2020