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strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.
Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

cold pizza 

Another name for a going down on a girl during her period. Usually performed while extremely drunk and/or hard up for action. Related to: a big glob of cold pizza sauce dripping down your chin, you sick bastard.
It was dark but I could smell it and I could hear the crinkle of her pad... I ate the cold pizza anyway.

Once you eat cold pizza, you are a kool aid man.

I looked in the mirror and saw I had a red goatee shit I ate cold pizza last night.
cold pizza by dawg2 October 20, 2006

Sicilian pizza carousel 

ACT: when the male is on the bottom of sexual intercourse and he proceeds to smack the female in the face with a large Sicilian pizza while simultaneously spinning her on his shaft in a carousel fashion
you should try the sicilian pizza carousel

mod pizza 

Fast food pizza that pretends to be pizza by inundating what cheaply made dough there is with some sort of tomato paste and sauce with toppings after toppings after toppings with some cheese.
I ordered a pizza with sausage and extra pepperoni. When it was ready it seem to have the normal amount of sausage in the normal amount of pepperoni, So I said “hey where is the extra meat”? Then the employee jumped over the register and screamed “I got some extra meat for you” Which obviously startled me. But the employee was a girl who was pretty hot So I naturally assumed she was trying to flirt with me so I didn’t do anything as she came right over to my table. She then proceeded to put a whole log of pepperoni in my butt. She kept saying “gay marriage is legal now, this is allowed” It really hurt my butt hole but this “Mod Pizza” was pretty good.
mod pizza by Burglecut November 18, 2020

Coke pizza 

a pizza with an over load of parmesan cheese that looks as if you dumped a pound of cocaine on your pizza.
Coke pizza by Coke man May 3, 2008