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national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day 

April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22

Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day
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Don's Pants 

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.
Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!
Don's Pants by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020

Don's Pants 

Mild expletive, like gosh or darn. Regional. Specific to pockets of the Midwest, particularly the Cincinnati area. Etymology inconclusive, though possible origin is from Cincinnati native and professional baseball player and manager Don Zimmer, who famously brawled with Boston player Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series, an event which caused his pants to fall down.
Don's pants, this is a good pumpkin spice latte!

Don's pants, my garage is on fire!
Don's Pants by NightHawkHat September 25, 2020

panorama in your pants 

Hey, Francis, look at Tom's pants: He's sh*t into them, now you have a real panorama in your pants!

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.
Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident
Shit your pants dirty by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Pee Pee Pants 

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"
Pee Pee Pants by Zenagon May 12, 2021

Pauly Pissy Pouty Pants 

Throwing a fit cause you don't get what you want. After you throw a fit you go in the other room and pout with a pissy attitude.
You don't need to be suchappy a Pauly pissy pouty pants