Ripping Mode

The act of going absolutely vert on your quarter over quarter earnings in an effort to dominate your shareholders and establish your place in the heavens with the corporate GODS.

Word from HR is that caviar breakfast at the office every morning is cancelled unless we go absolutely ripping mode next quarter.

by bonko420 May 7, 2025

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Long Mode

Laying hotdog style on the love seat.

I was sitting there on the couch, long mode, while watching The Jersey Shore.

by madison_rae_plankton May 13, 2025

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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

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Demon mode

a step beyond "goblin mode"—it's when someone fully unleashes their darkest, most aggressive, or most destructive impulses without restraint, and actively pulls others into the chaos with them.

"After the breakup, she didn’t just go off the rails, she went full demon mode, dragging her friends into wild nights out, starting drama online, and daring anyone to call her out."

by Sandsam May 19, 2025

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write-only mode

1 - Someone who is talking and not paying attention to social queues that others want to speak.
2 - Someone who isn't listening to your explanation or just doesn't understand your explanation.

I was in a meeting with a user who was in 'write-only mode' and talked non-stop. Nobody could get a word in edgewise.

by Mister Hope April 10, 2024

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