Old Faithful

The action that occurs when a male receives a blow job, then just before reaching orgasm the subject performing the blow job punches the recipient in the stomach, causing violent eruption of bodily fluids and substances from all orifices simultaneously.

The night was off to a good start up until Sally initiated Old Faithful, causing the night to come to a screeching halt.

by sparkyshark July 29, 2008

Old Butt Gold

The nuggets excreted from the anal cavity of a pensioner after consuming a large curry dinner.

Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.

Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.

by Sneaky_Bastard October 9, 2017

old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives

...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.

by radek October 10, 2006

How old are you?

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

old man balls

Balls that are combined into one

My taint was fucked by old man balls

by KML19 April 1, 2017

good old gritter

A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!

YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!

by Daniel Marovitch February 18, 2007

Old Fuck Boy

*40-50 year old man with bear guy or barrel chest, sometimes both
*Owns and over wears a pair of white cargo shorts
*Almost always shirtless
*Respects beer more than women
*Owns a Bow Flex or some other as seen in tv work out bench

Charles: "Is dad ready yet?"
Mary: "he won't change out of those shorts and says he won't put on a shirt till he finishes his beer."
Charles: "He really is an old fuck boy."

by Ocdove June 3, 2016