nerd bling

Blizzard authenticators worn round a gamers neck.
This item would be carried around with a laptop and so he/she could show off the amount of accounts he/she owns and the 'gear' that he owns

Guy1: Dude! Thats some awsome nerd bling!
Guy2: oh why thank you, ill show you my Tauren Arcane Rogue if you want! You will be amazed by my uber skills!

by iRACKERS May 6, 2011

nerdbag

noun: Term for someone who uses bad puns to reference star wars. (or any other pop culture)
Since it is a relatively tame put down, it can be used as a polite way to let your loved ones/friends know that they have crossed a line and should probably stay away from puns forever.

whats for dinner?
wookie steak.
Is it good?
Just a lil chewy.
god you are such a nerdbag.

by lolololoo May 28, 2011

nerd hurder

A person, usually a kid, that is annoying, loud, and or hilarious. Typically it is used in a joking matter.

"Hey yah nerd hurders, what are you doing?" said Anna's dad.

by AMAJLTWYL;) November 15, 2011

nerd rich

having geekguap.

Refer to geekguap for definition.

Dizzle: How you living Grem?

Grem: I'm nerd rich, got the geekguap.

by Ern Dizzle June 30, 2011

nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011

nerd-rager

An extremely powerful erection for things that would interest a nerd.

I have a total nerd-rager for alternate universes.

by elvind September 10, 2011

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011