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Clit or miss.

when you go down on a girl and miss the spot.
son, let me tell you something. it's not always guaranteed that you're going to get a woman off. sometimes you clit or miss.
by Gabalot July 28, 2020
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post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY
Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous
by ciryla October 19, 2020
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Call him Miss Ross

Derogatory term used for someone in the public eye (typically an athlete or actor) who has a reputation of being a prima donna or self-important.

Based on Diana Ross insisting people ‘call (her) Miss Ross
Randy Moss is a total diva. Call him Miss Ross.’

‘Eh, call him Miss Ross. Every fantasy league he’s been in (name of owner) has managed to irritate all the other owners’
by Ten Forward December 10, 2020
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goat.can’t.miss

goat.can’t.miss is someone who never had bad takes and is peak fiction
goat.can’t.miss is peak fiction and has never missed
by the_goat711 February 18, 2021
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foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
by Tito Watts November 21, 2021
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foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough
Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
by Tito Watts November 21, 2021
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I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 5, 2022
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