March 19

March 19 is the day one of the prettiest, sweetest, and silliest girl ever was born. March 19 should be celebrated as a holiday, not just by her because of how amazing she is,

me: when’s your birthday?

her: march 19
me: that explains why you’re such a lovely person

by meiiowza December 5, 2023

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Morbius March

The month where everyone celebrates the greatest marvel legend, Morbius!

"Can't wait until Morbius March!"

"Well if the Gays have a month, Morbius can too."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

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March 21st

The first purge to ever occur on March 21st, at New York City at exactly 7PM to 7AM. This is not a joke⚠️⚠️⚠️

*Person 1 kills Person 2*
Person 3: Why did you kill him
Person 1: Its March 21st.
Person 3: Oh yeah
*Person 3 kills person 1*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

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March 4th

National buy your daughter food day, so go out today and take your daughter out for some lunch or dinner.

MOM! It’s March 4th you know what that means

by Mjsjja March 4, 2024

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A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

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