electric jizz

wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted

hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz

by porge cutternut June 25, 2024

Stealing jizz out of a used condom

And you're right anti-ghosting guy. It is like that.

Hym Iam "It's like stealing jizz out of a used condom what they are doing here."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2026

Sus Jizz

Mild disappointment in a teenage or adult child, such as in there entire life is suspect. Why are they here.

Son, I can't believe you.... sus jizz.

by kitsunen March 3, 2025

Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

Osama Jizz Laden

Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.

“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”

by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025

T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.

Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.

by Laujee May 15, 2025

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.

“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

by The Real Detective June 23, 2025