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life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011
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My life

Man: hey how are you? How’s life?

Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ

Woman: My life is good how about you

Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE
by The memeing of life January 8, 2019
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Gacha Life

A game that disabled kids play
by ArchoDiscord March 12, 2022
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mad at life

To be atracted or to admire someone elses lifestyle
In other words to look up to someone

(this is often used sarcastically)
Joe: yo did you see dom on TV last night?
Chris:yeeeah broo, he’s actually too mad at life
by Harmodrium March 27, 2019
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life-clown

When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.
That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!

That life-clown won't take anything serious!

That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013
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Tree of Life

An additional move in the game played in the movie "Waiting". To perform "The Tree of Life" one must stretch their nutsack out as much as possible with a downward pull, having done that one must simply shine a flashlight (from behind) through said nutsack exposing the veiny tree of life within. The amount of kicks the observer receives is determined by the issuer.
The Tree of Life, from whence man originated in natural physical form.
by Tha Dylio November 26, 2013
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High On Life

The Cool 2022 Game Where You Get To Fuck Up An Alien Race That Invades Your Planet And Tries To Smoke Your Entire Race And You Get Cool Talking Guns That Will Curse A Lot, Really Cool Game.
Yo Bro I Just Fucking Exploded Garmantuous And Beat High On Life!
by Wo' 'er January 12, 2023
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