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tumble poop

When your dog poops a big pile of crap in part of the yard and all of a sudden a storm kicks up and spreads pieces all over the lawn.. Tumble poop.
Look at all the tumble poop across the yard! I just stepped in tumble poop!
by Mammastired May 21, 2014
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Poop and drag

To fart in one place and drag the putride smell with you to another.
Marcel, did you have to to poop and drag into the truck after lunch?

Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?
by Chacharillo February 11, 2017
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poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy
by Prism Break May 14, 2016
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backfire-poop

Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.
A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop
–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?
by pasvoulu September 8, 2018
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Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm
I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed
by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020
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poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.
Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.
by linkybinky June 6, 2014
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