sams hair gel

Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.

Holy crap look at that sams hair gel.

by carsonbitches March 7, 2011

Fat Girl Hair

Wearing your greasy, dirty hair in a slicked back bun like a Robert Palmer video girl. Fat girl hair.

Corinne Fisher needs to stop with the fat girl hair. Girl just needs to wash her hair.

by Corrine Fisher January 17, 2021

black people hair

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.

Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.

by notharambe April 24, 2017

Hair way to heaven

Hair that is shaved in a straight line from a mans chest or stomach, leading into a male landingstrip straight to "heaven"

Stacy fallowed my hair way to heaven with her mouth.

by fofmister August 17, 2006

Kool-aid hair

When one has hair the color of any flavor of a kool-aid soft drink.

Gerard Way's hair used to be black. Now he has kool-aid hair.

by MCRxMusexparamore February 20, 2011

fuzzled up hair

n. a hairstyle in which the hair is cut around cheek length and kept slightly messy; tousled

Rei Ayanami has cute fuzzled up hair.

by Sean Schoenherr December 15, 2004

scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.

I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.

by willifish August 7, 2009