Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.

Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!

by kupkake2015 November 29, 2012

Fat Girl Hair

Wearing your greasy, dirty hair in a slicked back bun like a Robert Palmer video girl. Fat girl hair.

Corinne Fisher needs to stop with the fat girl hair. Girl just needs to wash her hair.

by Corrine Fisher January 17, 2021

blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018

ramen noodle hair

When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles

Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!

by Tomatothehoe February 26, 2018

black people hair

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.

Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.

by notharambe April 24, 2017

Hair way to heaven

Hair that is shaved in a straight line from a mans chest or stomach, leading into a male landingstrip straight to "heaven"

Stacy fallowed my hair way to heaven with her mouth.

by fofmister August 17, 2006

fuzzled up hair

n. a hairstyle in which the hair is cut around cheek length and kept slightly messy; tousled

Rei Ayanami has cute fuzzled up hair.

by Sean Schoenherr December 15, 2004