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Golden Decade 

The time period between 2010 and 2020. Called the "Golden Decade" because of the 2012 anomaly, possibilities of global nuclear war, and rapidly increasing technology. It is believed if this decade is lived through, the "Golden Age" may come to earth.
person 1: Why should we call it the Golden Decade if all this bad stuff is supposed to happen?
person 2: Because, retard, if humanity passes these tests, earth will enter the golden age before the end of 2020.
person 1: How do you know?
person 2: Because i have the internet, duh.
Golden Decade by DouglasJB January 6, 2010

Golden Rule 

He had many things to pay for and he had screwed over his friends but he was still loved. why? because he abides by the golden rule.
Golden Rule by advent_23 November 22, 2010

Golden Eye 

The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences.
Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*

Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy

Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.

Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
Golden Eye by j2themfk December 1, 2011

Golden shower 

An act of spreading fake news by the mainstream media
Buzzfeed is very much into golden showers after presidential elections
Golden shower by Iikagenchan January 11, 2017

shit golden eggs 

1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.
1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.
shit golden eggs by Abra June 21, 2004

Golden Eye 

Peeing in a sex partners brown eye (butthole).
How would you like to turn that brown eye into a golden eye?
Golden Eye by Braprider August 26, 2006