fart dilldoe 

someone preferably a women whom experiences gas while practicing for anal sex.

you fart dilldoe don't eat beans!

fart dilldoe by katie carslon May 18, 2006

Fart Bag 

A lame human-being(mostly male wrestlers) who was once good at wrestling but no longer is.

A perfect example of a Fart Bag is Sting-Former WcW superstar who tries to relive his glory days on TNA and is always going down for the 1-2-3.

Fart Bag by Action-Squad J3rk Cr3w August 4, 2009

fart cake 

a cake made of asparagus flavored farts

i am nathan's hygene

fart cake by kyel chu, froshling May 1, 2003

Fart a Dick Out 

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.

To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!

Fart a Dick Out by Billy_b March 31, 2008

fart knocker 

Someone told me it was someone who farts so hard that they knock things over. I don't think any of us really know what it means.

(both kevin and John don't know what a fart knocker is)
Kevin: You're a fart knocker
John: What's a fart knocker?
Kevin: You don't know what a fart knocker is?!
John:...oh...yeah, of course I know what a fart knocker is.

fart knocker by moooose February 22, 2007

Fart pusher

A machine to move a fart cloud away.

Turn on the fart pusher, Jess let one!

My new dorm room has a 3 speed fart pusher!

Fart pusher by fackface October 20, 2007

fart sparkle 

The nauseating gas that exits a stoppers ass while twerking.

Hey did that chick just fart sparkle on you?

fart sparkle by geekdad March 15, 2014