The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.
Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
Get the Douche Nukemug. Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.
today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .
by LJpeas October 18, 2021
Get the Douche dumplingmug. When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.
Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014
Get the douche glaremug. by Canditoc January 19, 2017
Get the Douche mcgouchemug. by Maroon4 December 19, 2013
Get the hot-douchemug. by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. When the douchecanoe is no longer big enough to hold the amount of douchery that the douchebag exudes, said douche needs a larger boat, (a large ocean-going vessel) to carry the douchedom to other parts of the world. The douche-o-liner makes stops at doucheport, the isle of douche, the kingdom of douche, douchebag strait, and many other douchey ports-of-call.
by smartass76 November 8, 2014
Get the Douche Linermug.