A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually
Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him
by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025
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There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock
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Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
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“He finally asked her out six months later, but her cinderella clock expired in January. Now he’s the ‘brother’ she tells secrets to, not the guy she kisses.”
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When you think you clocked something but it turns out you were wrong.
When you think you clocked something but it turns out you were wrong.
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