by Wonderwoman June 9, 2014
Get the no freebies bitch mug.BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.
Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
by The-Handle July 23, 2014
Get the standard bitch mug.somebody who grows up on a farm, is obsessed with nascar, rides tractors all day and usually has a gap in their teeth.
by giloppi November 11, 2014
Get the tractor bitch mug.An place where 2 or more females live. Normally occupied by bitches, bitch squads, or otherwise above average females. A Bitch Den can be found most often near college campuses where community housing is the norm. Bitch dens are breeding grounds for drama and petty arguments of female origin. Interested males often enter Bitch Dens with the hopes of scoring themselves a mate for the night.
Tyler had a side bitch at the bitch den, he went there with hopes of getting it in and avoiding bitch drama. He sadly could not accomplish either.
"Gonna head to the bitches den for a while. Hope I can avoid all the other side-dicks"
"Gonna head to the bitches den for a while. Hope I can avoid all the other side-dicks"
by StealthHugs January 6, 2015
Get the Bitch Den mug.A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.
Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
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Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
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by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 7, 2015
Get the Bitch And A Half mug.the dirty stuff between relationships. like grout between tile.
the bitch a man runs to between relationships to get a quick piece of ass and self esteem boost until he goes back to whom he likes or someone he actually wants a relationship with...
the bitch a man runs to between relationships to get a quick piece of ass and self esteem boost until he goes back to whom he likes or someone he actually wants a relationship with...
He spent about a week sexting grout bitch from 8 years ago before we decided to get back together...
That grout bitch is on round three with this guy, when will she learn?
That grout bitch is on round three with this guy, when will she learn?
by mommaK February 17, 2015
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A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
"Damn, jake and Kelsey have known each other since preschool, why ain't they screwing in the school bathroom?"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
by Stuffwithrock June 24, 2015
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