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Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
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billy

a guy we used to know who is either dead or ignoring us
is billy dead or ignoring us?
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Billy Xans

He is the prettiest mf,with swag,good music but never drops hmmmm
He the type bitches wanna marry,but Billy just wanna fuck!
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Billy

Some dickhead who wears glasses and loves bongs
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Billy Craig

A good ol southern man that works hard but plays harder. His family is the most important thing in his life. A man who uses his head instead of his emotions to make decisions.
Ol billy Craig sure does love his kids
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Billy

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Billy

A simple minded individual who enjoys the little things in life. Usually obsessed with nutrition and working out but strangely one of the most unathletic specimens you can meet. Most likely an adult male who still seeks free haircuts or enjoys buying out the last of stock Pokémon cards, ruining who they are really meant for, children. Secretly uses yogurt as lubricant for self pleasure. Adequate at spike-ball, loves hump days and trouser day.
“Is that billy wearing sweatpants to the opera

“Yeah, but it’s his good pair”
by Billy’s number 1 fan November 23, 2021
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