National beat Jordan day

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you
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You can't beat the Internet

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.
Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.
by Lolquoi February 01, 2011
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Beat a Anti Furry Day!

on October 18-June 21 is beat a anti furry day!
you can kill as many anti furrys as possible
anti furrys: NOOOOOOO
anti anti furrys:its killing time!
anti anti furrys:ITS BEAT A ANTI FURRY DAY

yaaaaaaaay Beat a Anti Furry Day! is Finally REAL!!!!! LETS GOOO
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Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.
I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)
by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 14, 2008
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don't get beat up

If someone if Annoying you, you tell them "don't get beat up" Meaning Don't mess with you because you'll beat them up
Bryan told Betsy "haha you're so short" and Betsy replied "shut up Bryan!! Don't get beat up!"
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to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas
as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."
by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013
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