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Birmingham, alabama

A city full of grown ass adults who act like children. It's very rare you meet someone in Birmingham that acts their own age. Nobody here has any dignity or respect for anyone or anything. the locals all dick ride each other and will treat you like shit if you're not from there. Everybody loves drama and picking fights for no reason. Definitely The biggest shithole in the southeast.
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.
Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.
by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020
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alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.
My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.
by Alana808 May 26, 2024
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Alabama Firefighter

The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.
"You let her give you an Alabama Firefighter to wash the poop off your chest." -R.B.
by rustytrombonemsp November 15, 2024
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Alabama Sneaky

"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."
by FerretClavicles August 19, 2022
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Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.
"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."
by Beekay104 May 19, 2024
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Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like
“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”
by The Local Loser August 12, 2025
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