Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

Alabama Sneaky

When you secretly get married to your cousin.

"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."

by FerretClavicles August 19, 2022

Alabama Snow Plow

When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.

I gave my cousin Jenny Alabama Snow Plow last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like

“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”

by The Local Loser August 12, 2025

Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.

Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro

by biorokky August 30, 2025

Alabama Skin-Walker

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.

I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

by Goobackcandle January 17, 2025

Jacksonville, alabama

A city in northeast Alabama full of crooked cops and obnoxious college kids.

Jacksonville, Alabama would be a nice place to live if the cops would fuck off and do something productive.

by anonymous December 17, 2023