big gooey asshole 

when you give someone a big gooey asshole usually involving sperm or candy

I gave Cindy a big gooey asshole when I got tired of the debo j-bonze.

big gooey asshole by Titillywinks May 13, 2005

teethless assholes 

I screwed up. ityped in rteethless assholes by accident.

Me: Im a dumbass

teethless assholes by USSR December 11, 2003

assholeoitius 

Assholeoitus is were some is an asshole when they ahng out with others they become assholes too.

Wow damian, i cant belive aaron became an asshole.
Damian"Yeah man, he chilled with joey to long"
So basicly joey gave aaron assholeoitius?
Damian"yeah man its a sad day"

assholeoitius by LUIGIOSHVF August 7, 2007

asshole 

Laughably easy and accurate character description of every person who has ever been and ever will be with not one single exception. Not one.

'You're an asshole'

'No, you're an asshole'

'You're an asshole,, cunt'...Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera; wash, rinse, repeat.

asshole by manhub October 16, 2013

asshole 

A person who you find disrespectful, arrogant, rude or obnoxious. You can't stand this person, yet you can't go a day without knowing what they're up to. You realise they know what they're talking about, and they're mostly right. An asshole is a very stubborn person.

Man, that girl is such an asshole!

asshole by RakRakRakHeheheheheheh October 28, 2013

Asshole 

The pure and exact description of a cat

Wow I love playing with my asshole.

Asshole by Ninjacringa January 8, 2015

asshole 

Good employee.

Quit being an asshole Rich! You're making us look bad.

asshole by poisonIvy August 30, 2017